20秒英文笑話簡短
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Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
老師:誰能回到我下一個問題,誰就可以回家了。
One boy throws his bag out the window.
一個小男孩把書包扔到窗外。
Teacher: who just threw that?!
老師:誰剛剛把書包扔出去了?
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
男孩:我!我現在要回家了。
2、
What dog can jump higher than a building?
什麼狗比大樓跳的還高?
Anydog, buildings can't jump!
任何一隻狗,大樓又跳不起來。
3、
What has a head, a tail, and no body?
什麼有頭、有尾,但是沒有身體?
A coin!
硬幣。
4、
What has one eye but cannot see?
什麼有一隻眼睛,卻看不見?
A needle.
針。
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